how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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