I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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