one might say we're banned from that church
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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