i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
time to smoke my breakfast
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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