Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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