You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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