Don't you send me to vm
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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