I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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