I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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