i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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