I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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