Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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