No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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