On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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