How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
where am i from again
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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