mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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