Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
how does that bad decision feel?
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