I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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