its not stalking. its research.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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