i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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