fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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