thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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