Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize