let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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