Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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