Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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