i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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