Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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