If i come over, it means nothing
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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