If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
