their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
