every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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