that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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