Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
