Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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