I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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