Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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