so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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