The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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