Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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