I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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