is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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