yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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