well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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