somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
