I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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