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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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