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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'll just stay a virgin forever then

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You still have to go anyway

(856): View more from New Jersey

Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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(614): View more from Ohio

If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes

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(330): View more from Ohio

He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.

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(702): View more from Nevada

It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.

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