Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I have feelings that need drinking.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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