that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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