If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I think my fart just growled at me.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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