I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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